Bah HUMBUG!!!!
I am anti-Santa this year, I am so sick of seeing Santa mugs, blankets, pajamas...etc... If I see one more thing with Jolly ol' Saint Nick on it I'm gonna flip. These whiny baby atheists have completely flipped the script on Christmas..and well, anything else having to do with the Big J....
Satan...oops (chuckle).. I mean Santa has completely taken over Christmas. I THINK...Christmas has something to do with Jesus...maybe a leetle weetle bit...People have completely forgotten or willingly ignored the real reason for the season. People are so obsessed with not offending anyone that they have stolen Jesus' celebrated BIRTHDAY and given it to some ol fat guy...sorry...OBESE! Now yall know, If anyone forgets our b-days we have a temper tantrum, well I'm scared to find out what a tantrum from a big guy in the sky would look like....I was listening to 94.5 Mixmas FM (you know they play Christmas songs 24-7) well, this nice depressing song was playing, it was some lil kid asking Santa to bring his Dad home from Iraq...ok ok, I can tolerate this, you know, I understand this is a tough time for military families, HOWEVER, right as some tears were going to cascade down, my face abruptly changed to HUh?! when this lil brat sang "Santaaaa, please answer Mom's prayers...".... say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!? are you kiding me?!?! Now people are PRAYING to this fat...obese...guy?!!?!? I'm preeeeetty sure we're s'posed to pray to God to answer our prayers....and I'm preeeeeeetty sure nobody who is Caucas....er..human...um... has ever, nor will ever answer any prayers of mine!!!
And businesses are more than happy to accommodate the Jesus-Haterz, because in all reality they will sell their Santa stricken merchandise to them and Jesus loving housewives spending hubby's money...so it's a win-win!! (cheesy thumbs up)....at probably 50% markup too!!
And don't try to find a decent Nativity scene anywhere, the Santa's have taken over!! There are none to be found that are on the same asthetic level as Chris Chringle (sp?) Oh Walmart is swarming with Santa wrapping paper, but can a sista get one 65 sq. ft. roll with a star, or manger, or SOMETHIN!!??Uh Uh NO! I will NOT tell my children of this farce, they will grow up knowing the truth. NOPE, there will be no 'twas the night before Christmas', 'guide my sleigh tonight', 'HO HO HO' UNLESS the chillins KNOW they are just stories and I KNOW that they KNOW!! And if they feel it necessary to share the truth with other children, far be it for me to stop them!! "Be my guest kiddies!!, Let the other kiddies know their parents have been lying their ENTIRE lives!!
As far as I'm concerned...Satan...er...Santa...can guide his 8 reindeer right off a cliff!
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